Words cannot describe just how tired I am. Fuck finals. I’m about to begin my last final essay having slept only 3 hours. 

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omfg so cute
So, this finals week is leaving me all up in knots, and a nice massage would be much appreciated. Yes, yes. 

C is for crunk 

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I’m fucking horny right now. I just want my boyfriend to come over and shove his nice, huge cock into me and make me moan like a little bitch. 

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A friend of mine has some serious issues. He is truly obsessed with having a big, buff, mountain man who can take care of him and hold him at night. The image he has in his mind is that of a Taylor Lautner gone gay. Anyway, this friend has had a few relationships here and there which have ultimately failed because his expectations out of people are so effing ridiculous. He wants this Taylor Lautner-type guy who works out 12 hours a day to fall desperately in love with him, but he himself is pudgy and just generally not good looking. It’s not even that he was completely forsaken by the Gods of a favorable gene pool. It’s just that he sits on his ass watching “Gossip Girl” and “Desperate Housewives” during all his free time and makes no effort to work on his image, even for health’s sake. He wants this fairy tale romance, the kind that really only exists in movies to happen to him, but at the same time, he’s pretty obsessed with sex, so he “clogs” his desire, stopping himself from actually doing sexual things because he yearns for the epic romance to go with it. I just want to slap him. 

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